talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

flurrycolton:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Hahahahaha the one in the leather tho

I don’t get it.

This could have been “Literally anyone who has ever had human interaction reacts to any porn on the internet” and the commentary would be largely unchanged.

Palpable swag.

Palpable swag.

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

Reading is Radical

I know that feel, literary excellence dragon.

deliberalis:

skyrim

neutered:

paperwhale:

nefertiti-is-my-division:

its-tuesday-again:

sometimes i think i might be bi but then

i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me

‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave

are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear

mine definitely does

mine IS a bear

micthemicrophone:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Anal Aggravation?

Feeling rumpruffled?

displacedtimetraveler:

davekitties:

chokopoppo:

tavburrito:

faun-songs:

luckyirisheyes:

nepeta-the-lion:

sassittarius:

penccils:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

sharp dagger

wow incredible

hidden eagle

yeeaaAAAA

NIGHT NIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Night Turkey

FUCK

Rising Sun

sounds nice

bloody dagger

hahahhahhahahha

Sharp blood

Oh better be careful might stab you with my SHARP BLOOD

Scarlet Secret

Wow I sound like a mysterious lady

Bloody Blade
I guess I find a lot of work? Or I’m shit at efficiently killing people.

Novice Blood.

But I hope to receive formal training.

I accidentally Lucky Star

After three days, three trips to the bank, a bunch of payment edits on Amazon, and getting my check card destroyed and replaced, I have finally received an order confirmation for the dvd box set that I technically paid to have arrive at my house today.

I haven’t put this much effort into shipping with so little return since Mass Effect 2.