Below the read more: A holiday story of the Adepta Sororitas
ugh sup dad
ugh no im not lying on the rug omfg
yes i have a life and lots of friends
*texas gets a fucking centimeter of ice*
OKAY OKAy guys„, calm down„ , we must stay calm NEVERMIND EVERYONE PANI C SHut down thE SCHOOLS THE ROADS EVEN THE WHOLE FUC KING STATE THIS IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.! 30 DEGREES???? ?? nO. texas must be HOT VERY HOT ALL THE TIME no snow NO SNOW ALLOWED!! ! everyONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE WE WILL SURVI V E the A P O C A L Y P S E
To be fair, most southern states don’t have any means to deal with that centimeter of ice. It may seem like nothing if you’re used to roads getting quickly salted, or you have good tires or whatever you coldlands people do for the ice, but we don’t have shit. I think the town I grew up in had like one truck that was equipped to get ice of the road.
Is it worth the overreacting? Not even a little. But still, that one centimeter of ice is capable of causing a disproportionately large number of wrecks, including fatal accidents, because the town/city/state has no way to get it off the road.
That being said, I’m glad I bought a new carton of milk before the “storm” hit. Now if only I’d remembered to grab bread…
Since I’m never sure what to answer to
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
He should have walked 500 more.
Head of the Mayoral Fight Club???
"I… I don’t care how fun Pokemon is! My villagers finally have a twinkle in the eye, and I won’t let them lose it! We aren’t going to live in the slums again!"
This has and always will be one of my favorite TF2 videos.
the best one