spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

;D

> request the same dorm room for next year

> get assigned the room right next to mine

of all the petty shit

haramipakistani:

sm0keblunts:

fandom-of-everything:

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

Is that why when you stop breathing you black out. 

GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck

Be fair.  They might just be stoned.

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

theonlyren:

Do you know why Gamagori is falling outside instead of chasing the kid down the stairs?
Because students are not allowed to run through the hallways.

I AM THE LUAW

theonlyren:

Do you know why Gamagori is falling outside instead of chasing the kid down the stairs?

Because students are not allowed to run through the hallways.

I AM THE LUAW

makaiwars:

This was overdue- Part 4 of tweets from the parody Ryuko twitter! +1 from a really great parody Senketsu
Part 3

And I thought this season was gonna be a bunch of slice of life and gag shorts.

And I thought this season was gonna be a bunch of slice of life and gag shorts.