Roughly South of Mars

deliberalis: skyrim

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:05:16 -0400

skyrim

neutered: paperwhale: nefertiti-is-my-division: its-tuesday-again: sometimes i think i might be...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:05:07 -0400

paperwhale:

nefertiti-is-my-division:

its-tuesday-again:

sometimes i think i might be bi but then

i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me

‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave

are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear

mine definitely does

mine IS a bear

micthemicrophone: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:03:17 -0400

micthemicrophone:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Anal Aggravation?

Feeling rumpruffled?

displacedtimetraveler: davekitties: chokopoppo: tavburrito: f...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:00:21 -0400

displacedtimetraveler:

davekitties:

chokopoppo:

tavburrito:

faun-songs:

luckyirisheyes:

nepeta-the-lion:

sassittarius:

penccils:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

sharp dagger

wow incredible

hidden eagle

yeeaaAAAA

NIGHT NIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Night Turkey

FUCK

Rising Sun

sounds nice

bloody dagger

hahahhahhahahha

Sharp blood
Oh better be careful might stab you with my SHARP BLOOD

Scarlet Secret
Wow I sound like a mysterious lady

Bloody Blade
I guess I find a lot of work? Or I’m shit at efficiently killing people.

Novice Blood.

But I hope to receive formal training.

I accidentally Lucky Star

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:17:34 -0400

I accidentally Lucky Star

After three days, three trips to the bank, a bunch of payment edits on Amazon, and getting my check...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:07:40 -0400

After three days, three trips to the bank, a bunch of payment edits on Amazon, and getting my check card destroyed and replaced, I have finally received an order confirmation for the dvd box set that I technically paid to have arrive at my house today.

I haven’t put this much effort into shipping with so little return since Mass Effect 2.

I started playing Mass Effect 3 again. I just met Liara’s father. She called me a “bag...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:38 -0400

I started playing Mass Effect 3 again.

I just met Liara’s father.

She called me a “bag of dicks”.

I think it went well.

derpygrooves: reblog if u think derpygrooves should be imprisoned indefinitely

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:11:52 -0400

derpygrooves:

reblog if u think derpygrooves should be imprisoned indefinitely

ask-grimdark-bigmac: syntactics-art: Might be my absolute...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:16:52 -0400

ask-grimdark-bigmac:

syntactics-art:

Might be my absolute favorite askblog. Ever.

Ask Grimdark Big Mac (mostly SFW) You should, you know, give it a follow. You won’t regret it~!

(( I honestly just have no words at the good vibes and good feelin’s I get from seeing this. Gosh oh gosh this is just something! THANK YOU SO MUCH I WISH I HAD A WITTY THING TO SAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW BUT WOWIE ZOWIE WORKS PRETTY WELL

And if you haven’t you guys should really check out CyberPunk Spit, and the ~~case of the flying truffle~~ cool rad mod ))

patchoulol: midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:04:48 -0400

patchoulol:

midnaeverafter:

rabioheab:

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

Photo

Fri, 10 May 2013 07:34:27 -0400

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:13:06 -0400

mokou: if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:54:38 -0400

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

I wonder how many of my internet friends know that they’re my internet friends.

fidgey: thewavespectra: Isotope Titanium Lume Ring The Isotope...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:11:50 -0400

fidgey:

thewavespectra:

Isotope Titanium Lume Ring

The Isotope is all about contrast. The brilliant glow of the lume, and the sharp lines of the titanium create a visual moment that refuses to be ignored.

The special lume material in the Isotope ring soaks up both natural and artificial light and will glow bright green as soon as it is in a low-light environment. Wear it to bed and it will still be glowing when you get up for that 3am visit to the bathroom!

Moonglow Material:

Moonglow is a ultra-high output photoluminesent polycarbonate. It soaks up both natural and artificial light and will glow bright green for hours once it is in a low-light environment. It also a passive-lume material, meaning it absorbs light. It does not generate its own light as radioactive materials such as tritium do.

https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/black-badger—3/isotope-titanium-lume-ring

someone propose to me with this and i’ll say yes.

>radioisotope

This doesn’t strike me as something you would want to have very close to your skin for a very extended period of time.

snizabelle: thatsexyblog: WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES??? FUCK...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:25:06 -0400

snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLES

Whoa-ho-ho Applejack, you eat all those apples and you’re gonna have a wicked bad tummy ache.

projectiscariot: causticsouda: izumikage: brb laughing my ass...

Tue, 07 May 2013 07:48:03 -0400

projectiscariot:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

We bend propane and propane accessories…

The everything in Brave were plot devices.It was a pretty boring...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:27:29 -0400

The everything in Brave were plot devices.

It was a pretty boring movie.

odysseyeurobeat: ser-wubs-a-lot: i can’t sleep so i doodled a...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:24:51 -0400

odysseyeurobeat:

ser-wubs-a-lot:

i can’t sleep so i doodled a thing

based off catbug

idk i’m sorry if this joke was made before i just doodled this quickly uou

hslio;gdjrgdfklsabho;gsol

LITTLE SKRILLEXBUG WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO TINY

Hah!

It’s funny because Skrillex is short.

chaosandorderinastrangeworld: atomicantnanai: story...

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:12:43 -0400

chaosandorderinastrangeworld:

atomicantnanai:

story length : 69 episodes
your genre : mainstream
your character : the otaku
your lover : the cross dresser
the climax : your find out your lover is a cross-dresser (omg is that fate how many chances had I to get this to correspond xD)
the ending : you finally lose your virginity

story length: 70 episodes 1 remake

your genre: supernatural

your character: the tomboy

your lover: the bossy type

the climax: you lose an eye in exchange of a granted wish

the ending: zombie apocalypse.

LOL.

Story Length: 2 Seasons 260 Episodes Each

Your Genre: Tragedy

Your Character: The Yandere

Your Lover: The Otaku

The Climax: You and your lover order tacos

The Ending: Your lover gets hit by a car

(Strangely enough I now want to watch my life if this were to unfold.)

Length: One movie

Genre: Slice of Life

Character: The Moe Icon (oh lawd)

Your Lover: The Maid

The Climax: You stare at the moon and figure out something.

The Ending: Bam! You are now a sexy vampire.

…

I think I need an adult.

vixen7: weaponizedwit: I have been waiting for this gif set...

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:01:42 -0400

*I TRY ALL THE TIME

vixen7:

weaponizedwit:

I have been waiting for this gif set all my life.

This is my favourite thing